Shipping & Returns

Shipping Policy

Shipping & Returns. We ship faster than your ex responding to your texts, but don’t get too excited. Sometimes life happens, and your package might take a little longer to reach you. But don’t worry, it’ll get to you—eventually.

Return & Exchange Policy

You asked for it, you got it. Now, before you get cold feet, remember: this is your creation.

We don’t do returns on custom orders. Once it’s made, it’s yours, like that questionable tattoo you promised you'd never regret. So, take a deep breath, double-check your order, and know that you're about to wear something as unique as your sense of humor.

Once it’s in your hands, there’s no going back—unless you want to revisit your life choices.